yo. i'm alexus. (: |
stuff i'm good at:
fucking up my nails; staying up late; procrastinating; eating; singing loud and a lot, but not necessarily well.
Dumbledore: Welcome back to another year of Hogwarts!
Dumbledore: I actually don't know why your parents still send you here
Dumbledore: There's like a 30% chance you'll die tragically
Dumbledore: And it just goes up every year
Dumbledore: I guess that just means all your parents hate you
Dumbledore: Great let's have some pumpkin juice
Dumbledore: 30 points go to Griffindor for Harry's breathing techniques
me half-way through shaving one leg: i dont want to do this anymore
Surprisingly, perfectionists are often procrastinators, as they can tend to think “I don’t have the right skills or resources to do this perfectly now, so I won’t do it at all.”
My entire educational experience summed up in one sentence.
My entire life summed up in one sentence.
will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking
Ariel, listen to me. The human world, it’s a mess. Life under the sea is better than anything they got up there!
For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.
Me: If I study hard and revise for a bit each night I'll pass all my exams with flying colours and go to a really great university and get a great job
Me: well that was a motivational 5 seconds
So, you’re this Funke everyone’s been talking about. You can’t be more than what? Fifteen?
do you ever look at somebody and wonder how they moan during sex
no but thanks now i have a new habit forced upon me whenever i go out
i think about this post at the most inappropriate times and it has ruined my life