yo. i'm alexus. (:
stuff i'm good at:
fucking up my nails; staying up late; procrastinating;eating; singing loud and a lot, but not necessarily well.

i-like-pigeons:

rydellk:

rydellk:

i accidentally printed my english paper onto iron-on paper so as to not waste money since iron-on paper is pretty expensive, i did the logical thing, and now i have a shirt with my opinion of julius caesar on it

true fashion

you, are very awesome indeed, my friend

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I wish people followed me for my blog not my massive dick.

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“FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends and family can see what I do online all day!”
–

No one, ever.

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(Source: scoldylox, via reasonswhyimafail)

People who don't have tumblr showing me something Them: look
Me: I saw that already

thewhoreors:

petition for my favourite band to play every song they ever wrote in one gig no matter how long it takes

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News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in America: cannibal eats man's face

coepi:

things i am scared of doing: 

• ordering food in a restaurant 
• walking down a busy high street on my own 
• talking to people on the phone 
• eating in front of people 
• asking for help in a shop 
• meeting new people 
• being in a big crowd of people with a lot of people i don’t know 

the future looks bright for me 

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